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 06-08-2006, 12:45 Post: 130649
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 For the Birds ~

A lady tells her priest. "I have a problem, father. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!," the priest exclaimed. HE thought for a moment, then said, "I may have a solution to your problem. You see, I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots to me, and I'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach yours to praise and worship. Your parrots will stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded. "This may very well be the solution" .
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots in their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered."

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 06-08-2006, 12:49 Post: 130650
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Okay I don't know how to spell his name but wonder if the Prince of Terror in Iraq has found his 70 virgins yet?






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 06-08-2006, 13:15 Post: 130651
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I got a news flash for him!!

I've been over to that part of the world, is he ever in for a nasty surprise when he pulls those veils and gowns off those 'girls'......

Most of them have a bushier moustache than me and one single eye brow, it goes from one side of their head all the way to the other!!!






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 06-08-2006, 13:25 Post: 130655
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 For the Birds ~

Murf is right. I have done some study on this and have come to this conclusion:

The 70 virgin thing is true. But first he has to do time as one of the virgins until the US military sends 69 other terrorists to the same reward.

Then, if he is up to it, he gets to reverse the roles.






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 06-08-2006, 13:26 Post: 130656
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"is he ever in for a nasty surprise when he pulls those veils and gowns off those 'girls'...... "

Who ever said virgins had to be girls?
He could meet up with all the dead Village People.
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 06-08-2006, 13:34 Post: 130657
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Yeah,

They could also have horns and pitchforks. Along with little flames about 20 feet and a thousand degrees.

So do hope the Military hurries on those other 69.






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 06-09-2006, 12:39 Post: 130694
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 For the Birds ~

If you listen to ancient scholars, they say the language used has been mis-interpreted to mean virgins. According to them, the actual interpetation is along he lines of a paradise like having plenty of free fruit like grapes. To a bedouin living a nomadic life in the desert, that would be paradise. Again, a big surprise compared to 70 virgins.






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 06-11-2006, 17:49 Post: 130740
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We all know what happens after gorging your self on nothing but fruit. Like the old Book "Yellow Streak across the Desert" by D.Dyck.






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 06-14-2006, 09:55 Post: 130841
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I think between Mark's and Iowa's posts you could both be right, much of either one and there will be NO need for any laxatives!!!

Best of luck.






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