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| shortmagnum
Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 848 Wisconsin
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2005-02-07 105643
Yesterday after messing around outside with the Kubota and chainsaw I came in for lunch. My nine YO daughter sat next to me and said, "Daddy you smell good. You smell like tractor."
I couldn't agree more. Now if her mother would start to appreciate the smell of these finer things....
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| Art White
Join Date: Jan 2000 Posts: 6898 Waterville New York
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2005-02-07 105666
Who said they never change! I found that many of the things I did before the I do's turned into I don't need to do's after or so she thought. ....
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| grassgod
Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 566 ct
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2005-02-07 105692
it would be nice if more women were like that! ....
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| Iowafun
Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 955 Central Iowa
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2005-02-08 105737
Several years ago, my wife's best friend had gotten a new snowmobiling jacket. She said it smelled new and "not right." She had me run my snowmobile in the garage with the jacket so it could pick up some of exhaust smell. ....
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| cthonestguy
Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 267 northeast
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2005-02-09 105825
My wife tells me I stink when I come in from "tractoring", Stink after a shower during deer season because I use the unscented soap and usually smell like the deer pee I spray in the air. My 3 year old daughter thinks I'm her hero but I'm sure some day she will tell he boyfriend in late november he stinks too!
Gotta find that break point in their life when they become "my wife". Once you say I do you are done! You simply stink even if you have a gallon of old spice on. ....
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| Murf
Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7252 Toronto Area, Ontario, Canada
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2005-02-10 105877
The shortest, grammatically correct sentence in the english language is "I am."
The longest one is "I do.".
Best of luck. ....
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| grassgod
Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 566 ct
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2005-02-10 105885
LOL! How true! ....
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| shortmagnum
Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 848 Wisconsin
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2005-02-10 105886
'The longest one is "I do.".'
Especially if you've said it more than once. :) ....
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| Iowafun
Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 955 Central Iowa
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2005-02-10 105896
I like to respond with something cheezy like
"That's the odor of my man scent demonstrating my resolve to provide you with the home and yard you deserve as my queen."
They at least shut up while trying to think of a response. ....
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| beagle
Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1333 Michigan
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2005-02-10 105904
The only scent the little woman "likes" more than hot oil is the smell of iron powder and welding fumes. With Valentine's Day coming up, I'll have to spend some quality time burning the wire this weekend. Should set the mood just right. ....
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