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 | Wishfull
Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 13 Ohio 
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2021-02-07 200008
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.
If only men would listen.
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| Handson
Join Date: Apr 2020 Posts: 28
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2021-02-11 200020
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy One Ticket Get YOUR Wife’s Ticket Free.
After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip?
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply…
“Which Trip?” ....
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| DavidJo23
Join Date: Mar 2021 Posts: 3 Russia
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2021-03-14 200120
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”v ....
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| Nottoold
Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 26
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2021-03-16 200128
My wifes Dad is in his 90 s and loves war movies. So I put Hacksaw Ridge on his desktop. Then I added Band of Brothers. Now I am his desktop support garu. I get calls at all times of the day. :-(
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
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 | Murf
Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7249 Toronto Area, Ontario, Canada 
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2021-03-17 200132
In honour of St. Paddy's Day, AND this being a tractor group......
A Texan rancher goes on vacation to Ireland and meets a local farmer.
The Texan says: "It would take me a whole day to drive one of my tractors from one side of my ranch to the other."
The Irish farmer says: "Ah sure, I know, sir. We have a few John Deere tractors over here too."
Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir. (Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you.)
Best of luck. ....
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