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 01-25-2004, 13:35 Post: 75017
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TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH
>
>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up,
> put it down. We need it
> up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching
> about you leaving it down.
>
>2. If you won't dress like the Victoria's
> Secret girls, don't expect us
> to act like soap opera guys.
>
>3. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
> Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
>
>4. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is
> always more attractive than short
> hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting
> married is that married women
> always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck
> with her.
>
>5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are
> not quests to see if we can find the perfect present
>
> yet again!
>
>6. If you ask a question you don't want an
> answer to, expect an answer you
> don't want to hear.
>
>7. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you.
> Live with it. Don't ask us what
> we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as
> navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
>
>8. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or
> the changing of the tides.
> Let it be.
>
>9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never
> going to think of it that way.
>
>10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
> anything you wear is fine.
> Really. You have enough clothes. You have too
> many shoes.
>
>11. Crying is blackmail.
>
>12. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on
> this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints
> don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say
> whatever the hell it is you want!
>
>13. We don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark
>
> anniversaries on the calendar.
>
>14. Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're
> bound to miss sometimes.
>
>15. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you
>
> think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of
>
> thirty, would look good with your dress?
>
>16. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
> almost every question
>
>17. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
> solving it. That's what we do
>
>18. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>19. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
>
> See a doctor.
>
>20. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
>
>21. Check your oil.
>
>22. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to
> take the quiz together.
> No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
>
>23. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
> an argument. All comments become null and void after
> 7 days.
>
>24. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
> and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
> the other one.
>
>25. Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it's
> genetic.
>
>26. You can either tell us to do something OR tell us
> how to do something but not both.
>
>27. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
>
> say during commercials.
>
>28. The most ANY man can see is only 16 colors.
> Peach is a fruit, not a color.
>
>29. If it itches, it will be scratched.
>
>30. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for
>you.
>
>31. If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we
> will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying,
> but it's just not worth the hassle.






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 02-06-2004, 16:24 Post: 76172
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 From a Man who just can't take it anymore

Man, that was ON TARGET!






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 02-07-2004, 03:27 Post: 76213
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AMEN!






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 02-08-2004, 15:17 Post: 76358
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Would you believe my wife sent me this...
And then she asked if any applied to her.

I refered her to statement # 6 and then # 24






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