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 08-11-2006, 17:53 Post: 133224
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Just a little fun to start the weekend see you monday.


Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
>
> The first surgeon, from New York, says,
> "I like to see accountants on my operating table,because when you openthem up, everything inside is numbered."
>
> The second, from Chicago, responds,
> "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
>
> The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,
> "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in,
> "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
>
> But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, D.C., shut them all up when he observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."






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 08-15-2006, 17:19 Post: 133356
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just stumbled on this post. : )

Here's another, though a bit dated:

"A few day's after George W. Bush's inauguration, a man came up to the uniformed Marine on duty at the White House and said "I'd like to see President Clinton.

The Marine politely answered "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president."

The man said, "Oh, O.K." and walked away.

The next day the Marine was again on duty and the same man approached and again asked to see President Clinton.

The Marine again answered, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president."

Again the man answered, "Oh, O.K." and walked away.

The next day the same man approached the same Marine and again asked to see President Clinton.

The Marine, a little annoyed, said "Sir, I've told you, Mr. Clinton is no longer president. Don't you understand that?"

"Yes, I do" said the man, "But I just enjoy hearing it."

The Marine smiled and said, "See you tomorrow."






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