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 07-14-2006, 12:30 Post: 132161
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same,"
says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40
please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again
the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the
waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato,
and salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once
again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the
table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How
do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket
every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."

That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long
as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."






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 07-14-2006, 12:37 Post: 132163
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Laughing out loud!!!! Great joke Eric! Just the right amount of poetic irony. ;O)






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 07-14-2006, 12:42 Post: 132165
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I thought we could all use a laugh on a Friday afternoon.






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 07-14-2006, 13:58 Post: 132169
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Yup, that's a keeper......

Reminds me of the joke about the Pnda bear that walks into a restuarant, asks the waiter for a plate of Eucalyptus leaves, eats them, pulls out a gun and shoots the place up before beating it out the door.

A week later the panda bear walks in and sits down again, the owner comes over and gets all up in his face and demands an explanation for his behaviour the last time.

The panda bear pulls out a encyclopedia and points to the entry beside his picture ........

"Panda Bear: Asian bear that eats shoots and leaves.".

Best of luck.






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 07-14-2006, 14:31 Post: 132171
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Murf now that's a great "Shaggy Dog" joke as I think they used to call them ! Don't know why this type of joke was called that though.







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Well this is a great way to start the weekend.


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